My plane experience to Oregon!

My Plane ride up to Oregon sucked! Well I can say it was quite an unforgettable morning. While kenny and I were driving to Lubbock, I missed the exit 4 times and that was stressful and then we were on the other side of the airport, so I had to figure out how to get to the other side. Once we arrived there it was 4:30am. I was already stressed out and it was such a relief to finally arrive there. Then I was waiting to board the plane and I got a text from orbitz saying that the plane is delayed to 7am, then like 5 mins later the guy announced to us that the plane was delayed. Almost half of the plane had to switched their 2nd flight because it would be an hour late. We were suppose to leave at 6am. Then we finally got on the plane around 7:10 and once we all were aboard they announced that the maintenance guy had to check the plane. So, we waited another 30mins on the plane. One of our lights were off on the plane, so they had to change the bulb. Then we finally took off at 7:40, my other plane was leaving at 9:20 in Dallas. So, Luckily we made good time with this plane, about 50mins. Then I just got off the plane around 8:40am and of course I was in section B and I had to go to section C, and I took the train to get there. I didn't have time to get food, magazines, gum. I only had time to pee and then once I arrived at the gate they called my section to board. So, by that time I was just relieved that I made my flight. Not to mention on the first flight I sat by an old guy that hasn't been on a plane in 30 years and he kept on saying comments like looks like we made it up in the air, and then I wonder if we will land and I guess we landed. I needed some duck tape cause you just don't say those comments, plus I was on the go the whole morning.
My 2nd flight was amazing. I have never been on such a wonderful plane with such nice people. Usually the flight attendants are rude but all these ladies were nice, and there were no guys on this plane that worked on it. I have never had a lady pilot. I finally made it to Oregon in one piece. It was such a great feeling to come back and see the Portland airport.